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the-anal-rapist:

Me at McDonald’s

But this is really the subway line.

I painted this for my mom for mother’s day. :B

Sorry it’s such a crappy shot and also backwards (Why backwards, tumblr?). I don’t have my camera, so this is all.

It says, “You can do this.” across the top and I painted all kinds of positive saying around it like, “I love you.” and “I’m so happy you’re my mom.”

She just moved into a new place, so I surprised her with this.

buttercandles:

I love music. I do. I am often listening to music, in fact!

so jesus dick will you stop putting autoplay on your fucking blog themes 

it makes the worst cachophonies and tintinnabulations and really if you like music you should know that there is a time and a place for those, and that time and place is not on a blog

if you like music, that’s cool. It’s good! put music on your blog if you want. but don’t make it start automatically because then you are just being a gigantic jerkface

and what is this, 1990’s myspace? are use using <blink> and <marquee> and javascript snow that follows your mouse pointer, too? (actually some of you are. that shit is terrible and you should probably reconsider if you like it enough to deal with me talking shit about your blog theme if you have it. it doesn’t make you a huge jerkface to have it, but it does make you look like a child.)

can you please make sure your theme works on 1024x768? that’s the very basics of compatible web design people.

I know you might not know this, that is why I am telling you! so that you can stop the madness.

ok that was a little angrier than is strictly necessary so here is a picture of an adorable kitten

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and a very happy doggy

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please spay and neuter your pets and get rid of autoplay on your blogs, best wishes

fangirltothefullest:

feliciakainzandtorishai:

thenamelessnarrator:

face-puncher:

dredsina:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

gutsygumshoe:

hakuryuusquad:

some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers
u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers

My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level

I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.

our hot dogs in elementary school were green

Our school would actually recycle pizza (it was pizza by definition only. However, it tasted and looked like cardboard with watery spaghetti sauce and the cheese you’d scrape off of a man’s ball-sack who hadn’t showered since 1989). If you didn’t eat the “pizza” from yesterday, they’d put a layer of new cheese on it, bake it again, and serve it to you. One time, I swear they re-cheesed/baked a pizza for a straight week until someone actually ate it. They were never seen again… If that sounds like I’m telling you a horror story, that’s because I am.

We had supposed french fries; it was legit very raw and cold potato fried in stale breading. Most of teh meat wasn’t actually what they said it was and if you asked what was in something just in case cause of allergies or religious beliefs, they would actually fucking give you detention for hurting the lunch peoples feelings.

Supposedly, our school served ‘spaghetti’ which looked more like cooked up worms [not kidding, they did NOT look like fucking noodles bitches] and the sauce was more of this meaty…tomato juice concoction and the parmesian cheese? That’s a fucking joke, it was nothing but powder! No, not like the stuff you get at the stores I mean it was like one of those baby powder type of thing, that’s how bad the parmesian was! Needless to say people got heartburn, and thrown up because of it. They still serve it.

ATTENTION PEOPLE: 

IF YOU FIND ANY EXPIRED/ROTTING FOOD IN YOUR SCHOOL YOU TAKE IT TO THE PRINCIPAL AND DEMAND THAT THE FOOD BE REPLACED FOR HEALTH CODE VIOLATIONS. IF THEY REFUSE TAKE THE EXPIRED FOOD TO THE SCHOOL DISTRICT AND THREATEN TO CALL THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT. 

My mother did this when I told her our school was serving expired milk- it hadn’t even turned yet, it was only a few days older than the expiration date and the school GOT IN TROUBLE with the school district. After that they NEVER served expired foods again because the health department came down HARD on their asses. As an establishment providing food, they are required BY LAW (In America at least) to uphold proper health code violations. The school and even the school district CAN be sued if their food is proven to be unhealthy to consume and they do nothing about it. 

So PLEASE don’t just throw it away. TAKE THE EVIDENCE WITH YOU

Furthermore, you CAN change things.

My school’s high school and middle school are connected. So they used to take the leftover lunch from the high school down to the middle school. By then, it was cold and gross.

Everyone was fed up with it but parents couldn’t make a change. So for two weeks, every person in the middle school packed their lunch until the school changed their policies.

(Source: ibukin)

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