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hakuryuusquad:

some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers
u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers

My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level

I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.

our hot dogs in elementary school were green

Our school would actually recycle pizza (it was pizza by definition only. However, it tasted and looked like cardboard with watery spaghetti sauce and the cheese you’d scrape off of a man’s ball-sack who hadn’t showered since 1989). If you didn’t eat the “pizza” from yesterday, they’d put a layer of new cheese on it, bake it again, and serve it to you. One time, I swear they re-cheesed/baked a pizza for a straight week until someone actually ate it. They were never seen again… If that sounds like I’m telling you a horror story, that’s because I am.

We had supposed french fries; it was legit very raw and cold potato fried in stale breading. Most of teh meat wasn’t actually what they said it was and if you asked what was in something just in case cause of allergies or religious beliefs, they would actually fucking give you detention for hurting the lunch peoples feelings.

Supposedly, our school served ‘spaghetti’ which looked more like cooked up worms [not kidding, they did NOT look like fucking noodles bitches] and the sauce was more of this meaty…tomato juice concoction and the parmesian cheese? That’s a fucking joke, it was nothing but powder! No, not like the stuff you get at the stores I mean it was like one of those baby powder type of thing, that’s how bad the parmesian was! Needless to say people got heartburn, and thrown up because of it. They still serve it.

ATTENTION PEOPLE: 

IF YOU FIND ANY EXPIRED/ROTTING FOOD IN YOUR SCHOOL YOU TAKE IT TO THE PRINCIPAL AND DEMAND THAT THE FOOD BE REPLACED FOR HEALTH CODE VIOLATIONS. IF THEY REFUSE TAKE THE EXPIRED FOOD TO THE SCHOOL DISTRICT AND THREATEN TO CALL THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT. 

My mother did this when I told her our school was serving expired milk- it hadn’t even turned yet, it was only a few days older than the expiration date and the school GOT IN TROUBLE with the school district. After that they NEVER served expired foods again because the health department came down HARD on their asses. As an establishment providing food, they are required BY LAW (In America at least) to uphold proper health code violations. The school and even the school district CAN be sued if their food is proven to be unhealthy to consume and they do nothing about it. 

So PLEASE don’t just throw it away. TAKE THE EVIDENCE WITH YOU

Furthermore, you CAN change things.

My school’s high school and middle school are connected. So they used to take the leftover lunch from the high school down to the middle school. By then, it was cold and gross.

Everyone was fed up with it but parents couldn’t make a change. So for two weeks, every person in the middle school packed their lunch until the school changed their policies.

(Source: ibukin)

glaceleau:

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Everyone should get art from this wonderful person! :D

fishesnstuff:

mylifeisanamericanhorrorstory:

fishesnstuff:

fish-n-stuff:

mylifeisanamericanhorrorstory:

fish-n-stuff:

mylifeisanamericanhorrorstory:

i turned my goldfish into a dolphin. holla!

Stop. What the hell is wrong with you?

LOL at your dumbfuck tags. bitch it aint animal abuse, our bag was pointed at the end. i srsly hope your tags are sarcasm…..

You put an animal in a goddamn condom, who gives a shit if its pointed? THAT SHIT IS ANIMAL ABUSE. I repeat, what the hell is wrong with you?

Ugh. I hate seeing this photo floating around. It has been for a while so highly likely that the OP snagged this off the web.
But still, yes this is animal abuse. I don’t care if you bought the fish for $0.75 at Walmart. It is a living feeling animal and is A. Suffocating on it’s own waste in the condom B. If there’s lubricant in the condom the fish is likely choking on the chemicals from that, and it’s gills are probably burning as well and C. You’re truly a sick person if you think this is either funny or ok to do to an animal

oh yes, please just assume theres lube in there FROM ONE DUMBASS. please, just educate me on animal abuse because clearly this fish that my friend and i bought was harmed. keep tagging this as animal abuse, see if i give one fuck. that fish was in there for literally less than a minute so calm your fucking tits everyone. i super appreciate all your concern but Sonic is alive and well. kindly fuck off.

Rawr
Ever heard of pre-lubricated condoms? Plus the spermicide and any other nasty crap on em…can you imagine being plunged into a tub full of that? Gross.
It doesn’t matter that the fish was in there for “only a minute.” It’s still cruel and you’re still sick for even wanting or thinking about doing this.
I will continue to tag it as animal abuse because that’s what it is sweetheart and that’s what you are, an animal abuser.
Please, show us proof that your fishy “friend” is still alive and well.

This anon is an idiot and should feel like one. Honey, that picture has existed for years before it got in your bright little mind to reblog it as your own then act all high and mighty that this was your brilliant, hilarious idea of the century.

Now you’re defending it like it’s your own. Now, sweetie, I know you have no concept of “verification” or “reverse google search”, because that’s just a little too much for your head, but they exist. Here, here, don’t trouble yourself, here’s the Google search: Right here.

Now, why don’t you go back to ripping off things that AREN’T animal abuse ( it is, I don’t care how much your itsy brain can’t comprehend it or feels like they have to anonymously message people spreading awareness about these issues ;) ) or, you know, try creating original content or just reblogging things you like like a big kid.

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So uhm. I got to make faces with Cecil Baldwin and Dylan Marron in Indianapolis and it was wonderful. They were both so nice!

So story about the last photo! I really wanted a photo with both these cuties, but Cecil was busy, so I asked Dylan for a photo. I then said I was going to make faces (because then it looks like my face is fucked up on purpose). He was pretty excited about that and made faces with me.

During this time, Cecil had crept into the frame. So the last photo was by one of my friends who caught me in the middle of joyous terror at realizing Cecil was there (and also still making the face).

Overall, these two are adorable and adorable together during the show. I highly recommend checking out any live shows you can get to!
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So uhm. I got to make faces with Cecil Baldwin and Dylan Marron in Indianapolis and it was wonderful. They were both so nice!

So story about the last photo! I really wanted a photo with both these cuties, but Cecil was busy, so I asked Dylan for a photo. I then said I was going to make faces (because then it looks like my face is fucked up on purpose). He was pretty excited about that and made faces with me.

During this time, Cecil had crept into the frame. So the last photo was by one of my friends who caught me in the middle of joyous terror at realizing Cecil was there (and also still making the face).

Overall, these two are adorable and adorable together during the show. I highly recommend checking out any live shows you can get to!
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So uhm. I got to make faces with Cecil Baldwin and Dylan Marron in Indianapolis and it was wonderful. They were both so nice!

So story about the last photo! I really wanted a photo with both these cuties, but Cecil was busy, so I asked Dylan for a photo. I then said I was going to make faces (because then it looks like my face is fucked up on purpose). He was pretty excited about that and made faces with me.

During this time, Cecil had crept into the frame. So the last photo was by one of my friends who caught me in the middle of joyous terror at realizing Cecil was there (and also still making the face).

Overall, these two are adorable and adorable together during the show. I highly recommend checking out any live shows you can get to!

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